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Mr Scruff’s DJ Rider

MR SCRUFF TEA SHOP RIDER 
Please provide the following for Mr Scruff’s Tea Shop to arrive with the hospitality rider (UPON ARRIVAL AT THE VENUE). All products should be organic and fair trade. The cost for tea shop goods will be covered by Mr Scruff’s management on presentation of a receipt: 

For capacity 500-1000 
1 (one) Bag of Apples 
1 (one) Bag of Pears 
1 (one) Bag of easy peel oranges 
10 (Ten) Pints of Semi-Skimmed Milk 
1 (one) Carton of Soya Milk (So Good) 

HOSPITALITY RIDER 

Mr Scruff Rider 
For the promoter 
MR SCRUFF HOSPITALITY RIDER 

Please supply the following items to the Artist’s dressing room, for the sole use of the Artist and their touring party, UPON ARRIVAL at the venue. Preferably, the following should be local, fair-trade and organic. NO NESTLE PRODUCTS PLEASE WHATSOEVER NESTLE ARE BAD: 

Tea and coffee/espresso making facilities, with inexhaustible supply of good quality fair-trade coffee (not granulated), tea, herbal tea, sugar, milk, soya milk (sweetened Provamel please), lemon and honey. 

A small selection of breakfast cereals and milk (eg. Organic Muesli/Oat Cereals/Cornflakes/Crunchy Nut Cornflakes) NO TESCO / ASDA / MORRISONS OWNBRANDS 
2 (two) Bags of teacakes. 
1 (one) Loaf of Granary bread. 
1 (one) Block of good quality butter. 
Small selection of toast toppings (eg. Jam/peanut butter/marmite). 
1 (one) Toaster. 

24 (one case) Large Cans or bottles (33cl) of Premium Beer (e.g. Becks/Red Stripe/Leffe/San Miguel/Nastro Azuro – NO STELLA/BUDWEISER) 
3 (three) 75cl Bottles of good quality wine (2 red, 1 white) (Chilean Merlot/Beaujolais/Picpoul de Pinet/Voignier/Gevurztraminer or similar) 
4 (four) Cans of Guinness 
1 (one) 70cl Bottle of Jack Daniels 
1 (one) 70cl Bottle of good quality cognac/brandy, suitable for pimps etc. 
1 (one) 70cl Bottle of Gin (Bombay Sapphire or Tanquery) 
24 (1 case) 500ml Bottles of water (small) 
12 (twelve) Cans of Coke 
4 (four) Cartons of fresh organic vegetable juice 
4 (four) Bottles of tonic water 
6 (six) Organic Smoothies (assorted fruit flavours) 
4 (four) Litres of 100% fresh fruit juice 
(Not from Concentrate - orange/grapefruit/cranberry/apple etc) 
8 (eight) Bottles of Real Ale (e.g. Bombadier/Waggle Dance/Sam Smiths – preferably local microbrewery ale) 
4 (four) Bottles of Ginger Beer (D&G) 

- A selection of lemons and limes. All drinks should be on ice and re-iced as needed. 
- Assortment of quality cooked locally baked, ready to eat, vegetarian and meat pies (no Ginsters or Gregg’s please!). 
- Selection of Fruit (bananas, apples, oranges, mangoes, grapes etc). 
- Large selection of salad products/local deli goods eg. Houmous, pitta bread, potato salad, mixed salad, buckwheat salad, stuffed vine leaves, avocados, sun blushed tomatoes, olives, cheeses, bread, etc. 
- Salad dressing, mayonnaise. 
- Crisps and nibbles including a selection of nuts (Cashew/Mixed etc), tortilla chips & salsa. 
- Small selection of sweets and chocolate (to include fair-trade organic dark chocolate). 
- Please don’t forget plastic glasses, cups, spoons, forks, knives, plates, bowls, napkins, bottle opener and corkscrew. 

8 (eight) clean dry towels & shower gel or soap 
1 (one) roll of black gaffer tape 
1 (one) roll of white gaffer tape 
1 (one) bag of large, strong cable ties 


PLEASE PROVIDE A HOT MEAL FOR MINIMUM 8 (EIGHT) PEOPLE, INCLUDING 3 X VEGETARIAN & 1 ADAMANT MEAT EATER (NO FAST FOOD PLEASE), OR A BUY-OUT FOR MINIMUM 8 (EIGHT) PEOPLE (MINIMUM £15.00 PER HEAD). PLEASE CONFIRM NUMBERS FOR BUY-OUT. 

The following items are not necessary, however if you manage to find any of them, you will receive 1 (one) round of applause per item from the Scruff crew: 

1 (one) Donkey 
1 (one) Cloud Catcher 
1 (one) Chaffinch 
1 (one) Mr Scruff lookalike 
1 (one) Fully intact dinosaur skeleton 
1 (one) Giant Inflatable Sandwich (must be edible) 
1 (one) Set of chess pieces, hand carved from Peruvian cucumber 
1 (one) Moon (No body parts please) 
1 (one) Remote controlled cement mixer 
1 (one) Talking cat (no toys please, or ladies called Cat/Kat) 
1 (one) Cattle grid at the entrance to the club, to prevent stiletto wear